Shy Flirt
What Kind of FLIRT are you?
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GREASE! its on vh-1 at this very moment! gah! i am a loser! a loser who is being completely childish about having to stay home.. alone.. home. ah yes. home for me. just a nice, quiet, private beautiful opportunity to be myself with myself. at home. home to read or think or entertain myself with diaries or dance around or sing or sketch..
look at me, i'm sandra dee. lousy with virginity. won't go to bed til i'm legally wed.. i can't, i'm sandra dee!
BLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heh. a shy flirt is what it says i tested as. hmm. maybe that's just because they don't have a category for non-existent flirt. yea. heheh. they don't have a category with a pinup girl with her legs pushed tightly together with the words P R U D E at the top. heh. yea. because that would, i guess, be me? right?
the following list is apparently the me that people often get to meet:
>uptight
>standoffish/prudish
>a man-hating bull-dyke [not that there's anything wrong with batting for the other team]
>shy to the point of silence or extremely unattractive, excessive and inappropriate guffawing
>generally unwomanly, spastic behavior (yes. apparently i am a cartoon character..)
>boring
>smug
>unsexy, unappealing
>sloppy
>controlling
>unadventurous
>unexciting
>unlively (oh wait. that's the same as boring isn't it ah well. it isn't inaccurate)
>no prospects. none. zero.
>mousy (this is NOT the same as shy. since shy is actually somewhat acceptable. mousy is ANNOYINGLY shy. mousy is afraid. mousy is deplorably and unreasonably afraid.. which leads me to the next)
>insecure. not confident. not a winner. not a pick. definitely not a pick.
so bleh. this is just plain miserable dammit. i'm just distracted and lame and distracted and bored and lazy and stupid and nothing nothing nothing. nothin to no-one.
and now for something completely diff'rent.....
10:28 p.m. - 2003-08-23
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