i hate this. i hate being an overweight, self-conscious mouse living in southern california today. everyone is naked. ok, not everyone. just the people that think they're hot or know they're hot or are just working outdoors all day. that is, however, with exception to construction workers. because contrary to the male calendar pin-up figure they really aren't all tight, broad and smooth. usually, they're hairy, missing some teeth and forget to use deodorant.
ok, i lie a little. most of them probably do remember to use anti-persperant. *insert sheepish smile* a la michael ian black (is that his name? --of stella and other famous comedy ..uh.. troupes?
but what was i getting at, now? oh right.. that summer is not my body's time of year. right. yes. because everyone on campus is half naked and i'm wearing a jacket. i'm wearing a jacket because i have issues about my lonjas (pronounced lOng-has). i'm wearing a jacket because i'm less of a freak of nature. i'm wearing a jacket because i am hiding from the rest of the half-naked masses. *insert flailing of arms and yelling*
all i see are limbs and skin and it makes me want to throw up my hands and join the marksman sitting atop the famous clock at berkley. wow. that was a convoluted sentence. shoot me. kill me quickly that the maggots may feast upon my... ok ewww. i'm sorry. i don't know what has gotten into me.
but i really must be on my way. dig it.. 'yo.
14:41 - Tuesday, May. 04, 2004
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